...where "anti-perspirant" means "oh great, my armpits are the only thing not sweating."

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...where the birds will literally eat right out of your hand. seriously, they have NO fear. Except some of them are big fat pigeons that weigh more than your head.

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...where the old white people who've gone native are usually a shade or two darker than the actual natives.

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...where they have constonants, but they are regarded as a suspicious import from the mainland, to be avoided whenever possible.

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wild chickens everywhere, and grouse; sea turtles the size of manhole covers.

awakened at dawn again by tropical birdcalls. I should try to record them.

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today was a good day for splashing in mud puddles...right up until we slipped in the mud and fell on our tiny butts...but you hafta learn somehow, right?

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Yes I would love to assemble these pocket watches I have a whole toolbox of big hammers.

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